Should a 17 year old have a circumcision

Re: Is it too late for my 17 year old son to have a circumcision safely?

Hi John,

Got tremendous mileage out of my circumcision, outlived 5 cars, 2 houses, 12 sets of Michelin tires and 3 wives. But next time, it won’t be neonatal, I’ll be going for intrauterine. Let’s spare the ceremony, parental anguish, and of ourse indecent exposure.

Oh yes, I remember it like it was yesterday, I saw the tired look on the night time delivery crew, the washed out expression on my Dad’s face who had been up all night. I remember telling them all to go home. By that time I had already completed a toe and finger count and got 19 1/2, one toe was slightly folded
over. But they paid me no mind, all they heard was wah, wah ,wah. Which I attribute to some anesthesia given to my Mom but spilled over into my blood stream, so naturally I couldn’t talk properly.

Anyway in the next life it will be intra-utero…. where do I sign?

Robert (plan on a 2nd childhood) Colebrook

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